Hey...don't try to mouse your way out of here just yet. C'mon, Kiddo, give us a little kiss...

After all, you have nothing to lose but the last vestiges of your innocence, your tenuous grasp of reality, your beliefs, your values and whatever else you hold sacred, as well as those few brief moments of peace to which you might have otherwise been entitled.

But hey, we all face that kind of stuff every day anyway, so you might as well go on.