There now, that wasn't so bad, was it?     Mmmm...it was good for me, too.

This is the first time I've ever built a website, and let me tell you, kiddo, it hasn't been easy. Sure, for all you people-type people who have fingers, it's probably a snap, but paw-typing is fraught with error and as you know, one little mistake in the HTML screws everything up. I have no problem with the mouse, though...I think it's a genetic thing.

I would have preferred to wait until everything was finished before I launched it, but the Warbaby started ranting about the dynamic nature of the Web and said I should get it up right away and fill in the missing bits later, so here it is. The not-quite-ready-yet parts are greyed out, so you won't waste a fruitless click. Sorry about the dearth of content. I'm working on it as fast as I can between naps.

 

And so, without further ado or lame-assed excuses, I proudly present my Pointless Pages, a panchreston of persiflage, a panecea for the profoundly psychotic and, of course, a panegyric to me, the paragon of patrician perfection, PSYCHOPUSSY.

 

 

Da Index

 

Frequently Asked Questions

Rax said I needed a FAQs page. It seemed like a pretty dumb idea to me, but who am I to judge people-logic? I paid careful attention to the kind of questions people ask and collected them into what may be possibly the most comprehensive database of frequently asked questions you'll find anywhere on the Web. I still think it's a dumb idea.

 

The Museum of Ludicrous Erotica

What? You say that pornography is no laughing matter? A visit to the museum will change that silly misconception once and for all.

 

Tidbits from the Aether

This collection of curiosities found floating in cyberspace is a priceless archive of source material for my forthcoming book on the unfathomable nature of the human mind.

 

Channeling Ralph

In these profoundly moving transcripts of actual channeling sessions, Ralph, the spirit of a small appliance repairman from Muncie, Indiana, provides clues for the clueless, help for the helpless, hope for the hopeless, and wit for the witless.

 

Balkan Underwear

WooHoo! (Wink, wink, nudge, nudge)

 

WWWackos

Or, as my mother used too say, "The deeper into the woods you go, the more nuts you find".

 

Links to Other Notable Felines

We're not talking Garfield here.