Or, for those of you who are afflicted with terminal coolness:
(Rax made me put this notice here so I wouldn't get popped for pandering porn.)
I hate to tell you this, but access to the Museum is restricted to those viewers who are over 18. According to some kind of dumb-ass human reasoning, you're not supposed to look at pictures of nekkid people if you're under 18. Sorry, kids, it's not that I think you shouldn't see it or can't handle it - it's just a bunch of silly stuff that pokes fun at people-type persons' peculiar preoccupations with prurient pix- but we're in the midst of a repressive phase of our society and a lot of people who should know better have decided it's their duty to protect The Children. Personally, I'm a lot more concerned about who's going to protect kids from misguided busybodies and religious wackos, but that's another story. Besides, what do I know? I'm a cat. I just wish they wouldn't call it pussy.
Anyway, that's why I have to ask you to stay out of the museum if you're under 18. Sorry.
For those of you who are over 18, politically incorrect, and in full possession of a sense of humor, there's still one more thing you have to do before I let you in. Rax says I've got to cover my furry little butt by having you sign an affidavit verifying that you're old enough and bright enough to look at these pictures without turning into a ravening, sex-crazed pervert.
Yes, I am an intrepid explorer of the aether. I must go on.
Oh, let's just turn out the lights and fool around in the dark...
