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Falling In Love Again

They're asking us to fall in love again.

As we stand once more on the verge of selecting the Leader of the Free World, a whole passel of saints and sinners, prophets and charlatans, are clamoring desperately for the spotlight, each one seeking to be the object of our affections come next November.

I don't know about you, but this erstwhile but no long naive lover always approaches our quadrennial ritual with cautious optimism heavily leavened with cynicism. As of right now, there's nary a one of the current lot of candidates who want to lead us into post-Clinton America I want to be my President. Or that I can even picture as President.

To tell you the truth, I'm scared to death by a couple of them and thoroughly uninspired and unimpressed by the rest.

Which is perfectly fine and normal. Let's face it, with ten months to go until Election Day, most of us are just getting around to focusing in on the candidates and the issues.

We're used to taking our time. Time to take a hard and questioning look at the front runners and what they're saying. Time to learn more about the challengers. Time to finally commit ourselves over the long, slow political spring leading to the national conventions this summer.

Time is what we're not going to get.

Things don't work the same way any more. The rules have changed.

With the compressed Primary system now in place, it is probable, if not inevitable, that the candidates of the two major parties will have virtually locked up their nominations by the end of March, and perhaps earlier. On March 7, 2000, for example, 11 states, including California, New York and Ohio, will hold their primaries. Before that month is out, a dozen or more additional states, including Texas, Illinois and Florida, will have finished theirs.

Simply put, by the time Primary Day in my native Pennsylvania roles around in late April, the game will be over. That's happened before, but never has it been a condition deliberately built into the system.

There are legions of political operatives who can explain why this is a Good Thing. The campaign season is much too long, they argue, carefully skirting around the fact that the current campaign, under these new rules, has been the longest one yet. Compressing the schedule should help eliminate the undue influence of one state primary over another, they stress, right before scurrying off to make portentous remarks about the significance of a caucus in Iowa or the national implications of the often cantankerous opinions expressed by the folks in New Hampshire.

As far as I can see, the new system benefits no one other than incumbents and front runners, who already have more than enough advantages. The simple truth is that, even if both of the two strongest dark horse candidates, McCain and Bradley, pull off an upset in New Hampshire on February 1, there will most likely be insufficient time for either to effectively marshal whatever momentum that victory creates before the March showdowns.

The way the deck is now stacked, it is almost a given that Vice President Gore, a man anointed by his predecessor and with the entire Democratic establishment lined up behind him who nonetheless continues to flounder about in a most curious fashion, and Gov. Bush, whose views on a plethora of issues are still unknown and who appears content to conduct a campaign designed to keep them that way, will each be crowned the preemptive candidate of his respective party well before spring has come 'round again.

Admittedly, old system or new, most of our political romances turn out to be nothing more than arranged marriages anyway. But it sure was nice to have a chance to take a fling with someone new or dangerous before settling down, or sometimes to discover with surprise that our pre-selected suitor wasn't so bad a choice after all.

And, dammit, I used to really like falling in love in the spring.


Tell Me It's All a Bad Dream

So here we are, right where we always knew we would be, with two of the least likeable candidates in recent memory - each of them already having proven several times over that he is willing to do whatever it takes to achieve victory - lining up for eight months of incessant bashing, distortion, attack ads, dirty tricks and accusations short on substance but long on repetition. Hey, I don't know about you, but I can hardly wait for hourly television spots of Al Gore in the Buddhist Temple or George W. Bush at Bob Jones University.

Through it all, of course, the world will be watching, amused and bemused. One suspects it will not be impressed. Here's the way British columnist Polly Toynbee, writing in the Guardian, describes the putative Democratic candidate: "leaden.dead-eyed Al Gore..a dismally poor candidate." Think that 's harsh? She's even crueler in assessing Dubya: "dapper, slightly simian, too small eyes too close together, he is a feeble shadow of a feeble father. That president without qualities has brought forth a man with only negative qualities and less than nothing in his past history to recommend him." Ouch! Imagine what she'll have to say about Pat Buchanan.

Ah yes, Pitchfork Pat. It seems that our only hope for getting at least a few more laughs out of all this as the days drag on.and on.and on.will be those fine folks in the Reform Party. It is already fascinating watching Buchanan trying to trip his way lightly between the fundamental libertarianism that fuels that odd political conglomeration and his own virulent social conservatism, especially an anti-abortion commitment that makes Gary Bauer look like a rampant liberal. And there remains the possibility that Ross Perot will soon emerge from his self-imposed exile to try and wrest the nomination away from Buchanan. Anyone who caught the near riot that occurred when the Reforms were merely electing a party chairman a while back knows that such a nomination battle would be, as they say all too often these days, awesome.

Democrats, of course, salivate at prospects of a Buchanan candidacy. The conventional wisdom is that his presence in the race would seriously damage Gov. Bush's campaign by drawing votes from that portion of the electorate which would otherwise be inclined to hold their noses and accept compassionate conservatism ("compassion" not being a word in the political vocabulary of either Buchanan or his most ardent followers) as the best available alternative. Personally, I suspect that the abortion issue and his neo-populist tirades would allow Buchanan to take some measurable segment of the Democratic vote as well. Seems to me there's another consideration too: might not a Buchanan campaign allow Bush to argue that he was not at all the darling of the right and thus him protective cover for with regard to his ties to the likes of Falwell, Richardson et al?

If you had asked me a month ago, I'd have said the election is in the bag for Gore, given that the country is, on the whole, doing well economically. That means incumbency should be a great political asset, especially since, no matter how often journalists and GOP diehards ramble on about "Clinton fatigue," Bill Clinton remains the most popular President ever at this point in his term. Gore's comeback against the Bradley challenge only began when he stopped running away from Clinton; he presumably won't make that mistake again. Then again, he makes enough other errors to easily meet the Minimum Daily Requirement.

At this point, I'm thinking that Dubya, whose willingness to shift positions and embrace today what he rejected yesterday is at least as reprehensible as the Vice President's more often-noted tendency to do the same, has a chance. He's done a good job so far of taking what have long been considered "Democratic issues" and making them, if not his own, at least competitive. The down side of that, of course, is the risk that the Religious Right and Congressional Republicans will either abandon him (it's already been reported that many House troglodytes are planning to pretty much ignore the Bush candidacy and run separate campaigns) or drag him over the cliff with them in the traditional march of the lemmings.


The Real Message

"The press," Bob Novak announced the other night during one his seemingly hourly appearances on CNN, "is finally showing its true colors."

You know what that means.

Forget "asshole" and "big time" blurted out in front of an open microphone. Ignore Dubya's apparent unfamiliarity much of his own economic program or, for that matter, the English language. And take a moment or two to realize that the debate over the debates was really a principled stand in favor of..well, somebody will get back to you on that.

None of those things has anything really to do with the downward spiral of the Bush Campaign over the past month, snarl Novak and his ilk. It's all the fault of those nasty reporters, who are slipping what the folks down in Texas call "subliminable" messages into their stories and newscasts.

Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water, the evil, all-pervasive Liberal Media Elite strikes again.

Hey, I'll admit the Bushies have some reason to be upset. Once they got over their love affair with John McCain earlier this year, the press was all over the Texas Kid, writing favorably about anything and everything he did and pretty much giving the impression that not only was he a Sure Thing for the Presidency come November, but that they very much approved of the idea.

Then came the Democratic Convention, the Big Smooch and the incredible surge of the past three or four weeks which has taken Al Gore to the top of most polls and seemingly put this whole political year right back where everyone thought it would be a year ago.

As the polls turned. so did the press. Who'd a-thunk it?

Most of the hot-shot pundits and big name reporters still might not like Gore very much (more on that in a minute), but if the public was turning away from the supposed inevitability of Dubya, self-preservation required them to take a harder look themselves.

A Hard Look is not exactly what the Governor and his faithful Texas Mafia are used to. That it has come just when they are flailing about trying to "get back on message" (whatever that message might be this week), may be poetic justice, but it can't be much fun there in the bunker when everybody is suddenly piling on.

But let's get it straight, boys and girls: the press isn't, for the most part, either liberal or conservative.

What the press is, is easy.

Be one of the gang, offer a wink and a smile, not to mention a frat boy type nickname, and they're as willing and eager as the last lonely soul at the bar at 2 AM, wondering where the hell everybody went. Buy 'em a drink, figuratively speaking, and chances are you're gonna get lucky.

But they may not respect you in the morning.

The Liberal Media Elite thing, if it ever truly existed at all, has been over for years now. I don't know what's sadder about it, that the Right Wing can't seem to grasp the fact that they have, in many ways, won the war and move on or that there are still so many people out there who will buy into the whole idea that there's a great conspiracy which is somehow preventing the warm and kindly policies of Tom Delay, Dick Armey et al from transformed the world into a better place.

The truth is that it is Al Gore who has most often gotten savaged by the press over the last several months. While his opponent, even today when he supposedly being ripped by the media, is able to shift positions, change policies and deny the obvious with impunity, anything Gore does that is even minimally different from what he did yesterday is "pandering." Old and discredited stories from months and years ago are repeated as fact in story after story and unsubstantiated speculation about hidden motives for his every action are offered up routinely.

Think I overstate? Consider this little tidbit from a report in London's Financial Times a month or so ago, a source which has no dog in this fight:

"The Gore media, for all its experience, sometimes appears to step over the line in its pursuit of critical coverage...At the heart of the press corps are three reporters, known to their politically-incorrect colleagues as the 'Spice Girls'. The three are perhaps the most influential reporters on the Gore campaign, having covered the vice-president almost without break this year: Ceci Connolly of The Washington Post, Katharine Seelye of The New York Times and Sandra Sobieraj of the Associated Press. They can also be the most hostile to the campaign, doing little to hide their contempt for the candidate and his team."

As it happens, a few hours before beginning this column, I caught Connolly as a guest analyst on the Fox Sunday News and the cynical side of me swears she was auditioning for a permanent slot on what is arguably the most influential right wing program on network TV (it is also, by the by, usually the best of the Sunday morning news hours, if only because it doesn't try to hide its biases behind a false shield of impartiality).

The topic of the moment was the so-called "RATS" advertisement put up by the Bush folks. All agreed that the whole thing was a tempest in a teapot and purely accidental. Then Ms. Connolly, the only true "reporter" in the bunch blurted out something like this: "but if that had happened the other way around and it had been done by the Gore Campaign, they would have done it deliberately."

She wasn't kidding either. And that sort of reporting, I suggest, is the real subliminal message of Campaign 2000.


Prescience, Synchronicity, or Political Acumen?

On the very day Jack wrote the above column and made particular mention of the Washington Post's Cece Connolly, it turns out that the paper's very own ombudsman columnist did the same (albeit without naming names).

Jack's feeling pretty smug about his reportorial perspicacity, and verbally spiked the ball in an email to his friends and fans. We liked what he had to say and copped a bit of it to share with our readers. Go here if you want to see what he has to say for himself.


Of Oprah, Regis & Diversity

I chose "The Great Disconnect" as an overall title for these periodic ramblings because I felt it was a perfect description for contemporary American politics. As luck would have it, there may not have been a better week in this whole campaign than the one just past to underline that point.

The relationship between what the two major candidates have said and what they have done has never been more tenuous than in recent days. Further, we also had the spectacle of one of those soft money third party advocates finally going over the edge, putting up a despicable television ad in the Missouri market which did as much to undermine the entire carefully planned campaign of one of the candidates as has anything that's happened all year. Trouble was, the campaign that got sucker-punched is the one this dodo is supposedly supporting. Life is sweet sometimes.

But first things first. Let us consider Vice President Gore and Governor Bush have been doing and saying here in late September as the Presidential Campaign hits a lull of sorts, public attention diverted by the Olympics and, to some degree, in a holding pattern until the October Debates and one last chance to take the measure of the only two men with any real chance of becoming the next President.

The Veep first. Mr. Gore's reputation for being fast and loose with the truth to gain political advantage may be largely undeserved (fanned by a GOP spin operation that must burn out fax machines by the hour, and a lazy - or worse - political media that perpetuates discredited stories rather than risk diverting from the herd), but it is not entirely without merit. His tightrope walk on the "Hollywood, clean up your act or else!" issue, castigating entertainment moguls in campaign speeches and cajoling them at fund-raisers (often on the same day) has been something less than inspiring. And his call for the President to release some of our oil reserves, while arguably a sound option in the current crisis, was a change from his previous statements, no matter how deftly spun. There was also bit of a flap recently about whether his mother-in-law or his dog pays more for drugs, but I never did get a handle on that one. Thing is, newly-hatched Loveable Al does not benefit from even passing reincarnations of Old Al.

Meanwhile, Governor Bush announced that his campaign would now focus on issues, a declaration trumpeted by his entourage as if it were some sort of staggering new concept in politics. Dubya then proceeded to spend much of the week making the rounds of daytime TV shows, conventional wisdom being that this is the way to appeal to women voters, who seem increasingly disenamored of his charms (personally, were I a woman voter, I would be enraged by the premise). Oprah and Regis were the beneficiaries of the candidate's presence, but certainly not of anything substantial about what his opinions might be on those issues upon which he was now concentrating. Still, Bush had his best week in a long time and even got off a funny line or two. "I want some specifics," Winfrey pressed him at one point. "I know you do," smiled the Governor, "but I'm running for President." Hey, anything Charming George can do to wipe away the image of Dumb George can't hurt, you know?

Unfortunately, especially for a campaign which devotes an inordinate amount of energy trying to paint the opposite side as false and untruthful in the face of overwhelming evidence that approach isn't working (another sort of Great Disconnect, that, a peculiar GOP-centric version first manifested during the Impeachment disaster), the funniest part of Bush's Oprah appearance came right afterwards when his Communications Director, Karen Hughes, burbled excitedly to the press: "We've talked with people who saw it in different cities all over the United States, and the feedback is overwhelmingly positive. 'Home run' is the phrase most frequently being used to describe the appearance." Trouble was, the show had been seen only in Chicago at that point and wasnÕt shown to the rest of the nation until later in the day. Oops.

To be fair, we should note that Gore preceded his opponent in a sit-down with Ms. Winfrey (who is apparently now a political kingmaker as well as arbiter of the books we should be reading - how come she isn't running for President?) and did "Top Ten" shtick on David Letterman before that. And, yes, that really was Joe Lieberman on Conan at Night, singing "My Way," and cavorting on the radio with Don Imus, apparently having put his campaign for National Rabbi on hold for the moment. Personally, I'm anticipating, not with much excitement, a Dick Cheney soft shoe routine on Leno any night now.

Shaking off that disturbing vision, allow me to direct your attention instead to the fine creative work of one Richard Nadler, who heads up an "independent" group called the Republican Ideas Political Committee. He has produced a 60-second pro-Republican TV spot, narrated by a woman (aren't they all, this year?) who complains that she and her husband had to yank their son out of public school. Why? "We didn't want him where drugs and violence were fashionable. That was a bit more diversity than he could handle (italics mine)." At that point, the camera pans across a picture of multiracial kids. Interestingly, there is currently a school desegregation struggle going on in Kansas City, one of the primary markets in which the ad is running.

The Bush people quickly rejected the spot as "inappropriate," which was nice if a bit understated. The last thing that struggling campaign needs is any reminder that the "We are Family" theme of the Republican Convention in Philadelphia this summer was, well, not exactly reflective of the party as we know it. It may be apocryphal, but it has been reported that one more typical GOP delegate, looking up at the heartwarming gathering on the stage, blurted out "most of those people couldn't get into my country club."

This stuff probably depresses you, no matter which side you're on. Well, here's a comforting thought: it's only a little over six weeks until the start of the 2004 Presidential Campaign. Feel better now?


The Defining Moment?

Is George W. Bush really nothing more than an inarticulate dolt who's running for President solely on the basis of a recognizable family name and good connections within the GOP power structure? Well, despite his having regularly gone out of his way to further that stereotype, I'm not prepared to dismiss the Texas Governor so cavalierly. It's a cruel thing to define someone as "dumb" without concrete and irrefutable evidence, or to do so even then, comes to that.

Astonishingly, however, what we have been seeing of late is that even Dubya 's supporters are accepting the premise that their man is something of a dim bulb. Hell, they go so far as to suggest that a lack of intellect is a positive feature of his candidacy!

Writing in The Washington Post a week or so ago, in a column in which he attempted to cast the voters' choice as between "Dumb and Dishonest," Michael Kelly called the Texas Governor "a candidate who is smarter (and more experienced in high office) than the average bear, but not a whole lot more" and suggested that "the country can afford a 40-watt president." A similar argument was put forth on Salon a few weeks earlier and is often the, you should excuse the expression, subliminal message or subtext of arguments offered by Republican spinners in TV interviews.

All this, of course, is part of the build-up to the first Presidential Debate on Tuesday, October 3. This is, we are told, likely to be "The Defining Moment" in "the closest Election in modern times." How much of that is hyperbole I leave to each of you to decide for himself, but I will note that we have already had enough "defining moments" in this campaign (Bush vs. McCain in South Carolina after the McCain win in New Hampshire; Bush's acceptance speech at the GOP Convention; Gore's stepping from Clinton's shadow at the Democratic Convention) to make one wonder if the pundits would know one if it wasn't handed to them, pre-defined.

Bush's people look hopefully to 1980 when Ronald Reagan, burdened by many of the same perceived weaknesses as Dubya, not least of which was the idea that he was not too bright, ate Jimmy Carter's lunch in the debates, winning by force of personality and affability over a man then considered the smartest to ever occupy the White House. They dream that the Governor's likeability, as indicated in the polls, will be the decisive factor that will allow him to slide his way past Gore's experience and grasp of the issues. It may be asking too much, however, for George W's frat boy smirk to live up to Reagan's almost mystic charm which even his political enemies were prey to. Former House Speaker Tip O'Neill (who surely spins rapidly in his grave whenever former aide Chris Matthews' deplorable Hardball airs on CNBC) once said Reagan "knows less about the budget than any president in my lifetime," yet happily and often joined him for an after-session bourbon and chat when Congress had finished its daily blather.

All that said, there's no doubt that the debates are a bit of a mug's game for the Vice-President. It is so firmly ingrained in the public consciousness that he is the stronger debater of the two--indeed, even the finest political debater extant, as the GOP talking heads would have it--that there is no way he can be perceived as winning Tuesday night. If Bush is able to get through by using the sound bite answers he has mastered on the campaign trail and emerges essentially unscathed, he will be declared the winner. If he instead makes a major gaffe or two, Bush will be seen as having lost but the story will be that it was inevitable rather than that Gore was victorious.

The only way this particular debate will be "defining" is if Bush is demolished, if he falls completely apart and comes across as, yes, a dolt. I doubt he would be able to recover from that. It's unlikely that the polar opposite could occur (Bush demolishing Gore) but not impossible. A more likely alternative is that Bush could win if Gore makes a self-serving misstatement or comes across as bullying his opponent and lecturing to the public, faults which are often attributed to him. In that case, Bush would certainly be in the more commanding position, but the advantages enjoyed by the incumbent might still allow him to come back before Election Day.

Meanwhile, the constant bleating about Gore's "dishonesty" and willingness "to say anything to win," continues, usually from the same folks who look to Ronald Reagan as Dubya's model, yet conveniently forget the Gipper's tendencies to confuse movie roles with reality or his oft-repeated stories about non-existent "Welfare Queens" in Cadillacs. And the laughably indefensible "damned Liberal Media" thing is almost at a crescendo, proving once again that those whose message does not work will always blame the messenger.

We're even getting the tired old "90 percent of the Washington press corps voted for Clinton in 1992" mantra, usually offered with the sort of Bush-like smirk that indicates the speaker thinks he's hit a triple (that's an old Ann Richards reference for those who recognize it). My answer to that, back in the day, was always, "strikes me that those statistics indicate that the people closest to the campaigns and the candidates clearly felt one was superior to the other."

A few years ago, I finally asked an old college pal, who'd become the head of a major newspaper's Washington Bureau, if it was true that most political reporters were liberals and, if so, why? "I think we probably are," he said. "Why? Well, when you see what's going on here in Washington and you travel regularly with the President and become aware of some of the problems in America and around the world, with what some people face every day, it's pretty hard not to be a liberal."

Works for me.


So, Who Won?

My favorite comment on the first of the Great Presidential Debates of 2000 came from Maureen Dowd, the Pulitzer Prize-winning columnist for the New York Times:

"I wanted to strangle Gore and slap Bush."

There they were, the two guys vying to become Leader of the Free World, dressed in identical TV-correct costumes to underline, albeit inadvertently, the absolute phoniness of the whole process. In this year of the Lowest Common Denominator, all Gore wanted to do was not to look like an overbearing bully and all Bush wanted to do (perhaps all he is capable of doing) was to not look like a dummy.

They both failed.

Miserably.

Sighing audibly, interrupting incessantly, slipping frequently into his slow, infuriating "lecture" mode, the Vice-President managed, against all odds, to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. Forget the immediate snapshot impressions that he won the debate - he did, overwhelmingly - and look at what happened in the days since. By his performance, Gore gave an opening to the Bush team to switch attention from their candidate's woeful inability to explain his positions to a spurious but apparently successful focus on Gore's supposed "embellishments," And, tell me, who was the man's make-up person? Was the Vice President really supposed to look puffy and bloated, if not damned near embalmed, or was the idea (I swear this is evident in certain perspectives) to resemble, more than a little bit, Ronald Reagan?

Governor Bush? Well, he managed to get by, barely, and to appear to be competently participating in the debate by offering vague generalities and a constant "fuzzy mathematics" mantra. Said historian Richard Norton Smith on PBS: "What we learned tonight is that Gore knows a lot and that Bush knows enough," which was probably an accurate description of what most viewers thought. But let's face it, Bush showed no real grasp of either the issues or, God help us, his own centerpiece tax proposals. I mean, the man is running for President of the United States. Is it too much to ask that he actually show some grasp of what the job involves and offer an argument for his candidacy more substantial than "I'm a Governor" and "I know how to lead?"

The second big story of the week, after the almost universal fascination by the pundits with style rather than substance, was the often informative, never personally combative debate between the two vice-presidential candidates, the official storyline being that we would all probably be happier and better off if both tickets were reversed and Messrs. Lieberman and Cheney were the presidential candidates. Well, maybe, but the reality is that neither is and that both will now disappear from center stage.

Did I mention that the political press once again disgraced itself?

See, the job of these folks should be something more than just running with whatever story one or the other campaign provides for them. For example, among the many differences in Gore-Bush scrum was the issue of the Bush tax cut. The positions seemed pretty clear. The Vice-President charged (again and again and again) that Dubya's plan would spend more on a tax break for "the wealthiest one percent of Americans" than he would spend in total on defense, social programs, et al. The Governor responded, often pausing and crinkling his eyes charmingly as he tried to remember the lines he'd been given by his staff, that this was "fuzzy math."

Look, we're talking real numbers here. Either one candidate was dead wrong or, more likely, they were both playing with the numbers in some fashion. Can anyone out there cite a single independent, unbiased news source which analyzed that issue? That went and looked at the Bush figures and then told us which of them was correct?

Of course not.

Serious consideration of the candidate's statements would involve actual reporting (not to mention being subjected to immediate charges of being part of the "liberal media elite" if it turns out Dubya was, you should pardon the expression, embellishing). It's so much easier to just go with the flow and recount over and over again about if or how or when Gore "lies," no matter whether that's true or not.or even if it is relevant.

As far as I know, only CNN bothered to send a team to Florida, to talk to people there and to determine the facts about the now famous 15-year old girl whose classroom was so crowded that she had to stand rather than have a desk. It took them a while, but they finally moved beyond the quick and easy surface reporting that her situation was temporary and due to all the expensive new equipment in the room. In fact, the teenager was the 36th student in a 24-person class, other students in the school were also in overcrowded classrooms and without desks for a time and her father, a Republican no less, did indeed send a letter to the Vice President about the matter. In short, the claim made by Gore was accurate.

Then again, what else should we expect from those who still regularly repeat tired, long discredited stories about how the Vice President claims to have invented the internet, discovered Love Canal and never worked on his family' s Tennessee farm during his boyhood summers as if they didn't know they were false? Not that the Vice President doesn't invite these things, understand, given his seeming inability to stop blurting out things which allow him to be painted as a dissembler. But still...

Here's a thought, for Gore and others. I promise this: the first candidate in the next presidential campaign (coming to a neighborhood near you in roughly four weeks now) who swears off the Reagan-invented and Clinton-perfected tactic of telling anecdotes about "real people" to support their arguments will get serious consideration from me, whatever his, or her, policies. Enough, I say, enough.

Until then, my choice and yours, assuming we want our votes to count in a positive rather than negative manner, is Gore or Bush. That decision for most of us appears to be down to whether or not one of them is too overbearing for us to bear listening to him for the next four years or whether the other is anywhere close to smart enough to be in the Oval Office.

I'm depressed.


In the Land of the Blind

Some things to think about, with less than three weeks to go until Election Day:

The Undecideds. I've been an undecided voter twice, both times right up until I walked into the voting booth. Once was in 1968, when the whole country seemed to be coming apart and what had looked like a cakewalk for Richard Nixon had turned into a real race by Election Day (most experts, looking back, suggest that Hubert Humphrey had all the momentum and would have won had the race gone on a week longer). I could not bring myself to want to vote for Humphrey and the idea of Nixon (a candidate that the GOP, in its wisdom, put on its national ticket every election save one from 1952 through 1972) appalled me. I thought McCarthy was a fraud, so that option was non-existent. Humphrey? Nixon? Which one? For years afterwards, I blanked out and literally could not remember for which one I eventually pulled the lever. I'm pretty sure now it was Hubert. Pretty sure.

The next time was 1980. Disillusioned with Carter and frightened of Reagan, I remember walking to the polls with my wife and asking her to give me just one good reason to vote for Ronald Reagan. She snorted. "What makes you think I'm voting for Reagan?" She was for John Anderson, who in my mind was even more fraudulent than Clean Gene had been. That year, for the first and only time, I deliberately threw my vote away, giving it to Libertarian Ed Clark secure in the knowledge that he could not win.

The popular wisdom these days is that the undecided voters will determine our next President since those who have already committed to one candidate or the other have broken out at about 50-50. It's a scary thought if you believe the undecided to be accurately represented by the dolts whom all the TV networks have been trotting out in focus groups these last few months. Well, as is the case every election, some significant segment of the undecideds does consist of such people, folks who are not quite paying attention or who don't really understand anything much more complicated than who looks nicer to them or appears likely to win and thus gets their votes so they can be on the winning side. They will vote or not vote for reasons beyond our comprehension and it's a waste of time thinking about them.

But there still is the rest of the undecided block, the ones who could choose the next President. They, I have come to believe, are voters who are inclined to vote for the Vice President on the issues, but who cannot yet bring themselves to actually commit to doing so. Why? They find his personality annoying or they are still angry with the current resident of the White House, for example, or maybe they feel somehow uncomfortable with rejected Dubya, who they find charming if not particularly inspiring. Most of them will vote and, I believe, will "come home" to Gore, which means that this race is really not so close as it seems.

Or maybe that's just wishful thinking.

The Press. I know I've pretty much beaten this hobby horse to death in this space, but I remain astonished at the strange coverage of this campaign. Mike Schmidt, the Hall of Fame third baseman for the Philadelphia Phillies once famously said of his home town that it was the only place "you can experience the joy of winning and then the agony of reading about it in the newspapers the next morning." Al Gore must feel exactly like that.

From the perpetuation of all those silly stories about his claiming to invent the internet or to have discovered Love Canal or his supposedly lying about working on a farm in the summers of his youth--stories which have been shown to be completely untrue and which those repeating them almost always know to be untrue--to the no-way-he-wins standards used to judge the three debates, the Vice President has been pummeled unmercifully for nearly ten months now, save a brief three or four week span in late August and early September when the Bush campaign was stumbling so badly not even the press could ignore it.

Just imagine if, in the second debate, it had been Al Gore who smirked and came close to bouncing up and down in his seat with excitement while he gleefully talked about executing people. Or, in the third debate, it was Al Gore who seemed to shrink away in fear whenever his opponent came near or who whined to the moderator rather than answering a question. What do you suppose the Katherine Seelyes and CeCi Connollys of the world would have written then? Can you imagine the Bob Novak column? The Maureen Dowd column? The headlines in the Washington Times and New York Post? Can you actually hear Chris Matthews or Tim Russert phrasing the careful, accusatory question which can be answered only one way?

The GOP National Committee has admitted, in an interview which ran in the Knight-Ridder newspapers a week or so back, that they instituted, long before this campaign even began or either man was nominated, a concerted effort to raise questions about Gore's integrity and truthfulness by seizing on every possible story, no matter how irrelevant (or true, let me add), and turning it into a Big Thing. That it seems to have worked may attest to a certain political brilliance (if not much moral character), but it only worked in large part because news outlets from the sainted New York Times and Washington Post on down happily ran story after story which could have come directly from the RNC fax machine.

Look, folks, it's not just me. Here is what managing editor Sam Perry wrote at http://www.consortiumnews.com/ last week:

"While this botched and biased campaign coverage might seem trivial to some, its cumulative effect has been to transform the presidential election campaign from one that had been dominated by issues to one controlled by the Republican/media's harsh assessment of Gore's character and credibility.

"What has made this development a direct threat to the democratic process is that the media's treatment has been extraordinarily one-sided and often erroneous.

"The national press corps has acted as a political collaborator with the Republicans in a scheme to defame Al Gore and effectively hand the election to George W. Bush.

"If George W. Bush is elected president on Nov. 7, he will owe a huge debt to a national press corps that has become a national disgrace."

The Rest Of The Ticket. This is the point in most campaigns where the rats usually desert the ship in droves, even if it's only listing a bit rather than outright sinking. House members generally jump first, followed by Senatorial and Gubernatorial candidates caught up in tight elections. As soon as it becomes fairly certain who is going to win the Presidency, it becomes every man for himself and to hell with the national campaign. It happened to the Democrats in '84 and '88 and the Republicans in '92 and '96. But this time, nobody knows what's going to happen. As a result, the only outward sign of distancing from the party candidate that we've seen is the fact that virtually no Republican candidate on any level is running on the Bush tax plan and several have offered alternative plans of their own. Yet that's been true from the beginning of the campaign and can't be taken as a sign of panic.

Quite simply, almost every candidate's fate remains tied to some degree to the fates of the two Presidential nominees. That puts everything into play, so that 2000 could end up being a watershed election which would give one party control of both the White House and the Congress. In a year in which there is as clear a difference as has ever been offered between the two candidates on the place and meaning of government in our lives, the winner may actually be in a position to inculcate his philosophy into the nation's future policies for some time to come.


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