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b!X<>JACK CURTIN<>BDURFEE<>VIRGIL HUSTON<>ROBERT MILLER<>LEWIS NAPPER

WILLIAM RIVERS PITT N MICHAEL SCALZI<>JOY SCHULENBURG><MARINA STREZNEWSKI >DON WREGE



b!X

b!X is the official guerrilla techno-fetishist of the Global Effort to Eradicate Know-nothings (GeekForce). The former owner and operator of a cybercafe in Portland OR, he now spends his time trying to rebuild his life without that to fall back on when asked, "So what do you do?

If for some reason you are horridly interested in random and sundry details, you can lose yourself in the links at GeekForce. If you live in Portland and happen to know of a comparatively cheap apartment like the one The Fonz lived in on Happy Days, feel free to let him know.

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JACK CURTIN

A firm believer in A. E. Houseman's dictum that "malt does more than Milton can to justify God's ways to man," Jack Curtin writes about good beer almost as often as he does about good (and bad) politics. A lifelong resident of the Philadelphia area, he is currently a Contributing Writer for Philadelphia Weekly and does alternating weekly columns, "Liquid Diet" and "Medium Cool," for a small group of suburban newspapers.

During a freelance career spanning three decades, he's also written extensively about such diverse topics as comic books, health care, crime fiction and sports. Most recently, he's taken up short story writing, perhaps to provide protective cover for his novel-too-long-in-progress, "Truth Is the Perfect Disguise."

Jack's calling his column The Great Disconnect because he believes that's an accurate summation of the current state of American politics. He'll use this space to explain why.

Jack also shares the creative credit for Cartoon Caucus, a sharp edged new political cartoon series drawn by Rob Davis.

More of Jack's writings can be found at the Jack Curtin web site.

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BDURFEE

bdurfee writes tirelessly for the Internet to try to atone for her years spent working on the dark side... no, not advertising. She has a soul, dammit. But newspapers. The kind of newspaper that reports on the planning commission and on whether the city is going to annex the sewage system of its neighbors. The kind that reports on whirling disease in trout and how it affects the few remaining lesbian-cannibal Anasazis. The things, by gawd, that matter to no one but the paper's publisher. She writes to atone.

Oh, and because politickin' is so darn fun!

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VIRGIL HUSTON

Virgil sees the political spectrum as a circle, rather than a straight line, and describes himself as so far right that he's left. He is a political activist and the editor of The Edgefield Journal, a Southern conservative newspaper with a strong focus on politics. He's also th director of a nonprofit organization that researches and reports on self-determination movements worldwide.

 

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ROBERT MILLER

Witty? Absolutely. Wise? No doubt. Insightful? Of Course. Neurotic? Idiosyncrasies galore. Modest? Without question.

Robert R. Miller has been writing since an early age, always eying politics, history and life with humor and mirth. His greatest talent may be acumen, but his most visible is undoubtedly tactlessness. Mockery, sarcasm, irony... Call it what you will, satire is the permeating tint in all of Robert's writing. An equal opportunity destroyer, Republicans, Democrats, Reformers, Libertarians... All will be the subject of fierce scrutiny in his column. The Prince will focus on the masterful political moves by all relatively well-known politicians and not simply the Presidential candidates, the white house ain't the only game in town.

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LEWIS NAPPER

Lewis Napper is an amateur philosopher and a professional geek. He uses Nietzsche quotes to comment his C++ code. Raised in Louisiana — the state where government corruption was first perfected — Lewis became keenly interested in politics for obvious reasons.

He’s had two books published on computer programming and is famous on the Internet for writing The Bill Of No Rights. Several of his articles From DEEP Inside The Binary Bunker have been published in various magazines and read on popular radio talk shows.

He was raised by good, hard-working parents who struggled to instill in him a sense of honesty and the work ethic. They succeeded - eventually. He managed to spend more than a decade of his life attending Louisiana Tech University before finally being forced to graduate. He is married to the most wonderful woman who ever walked the face of the earth and has two daughters and one brand new granddaughter who are also too good for this world.

He has borrowed money to pay the IRS and doesn’t understand why he couldn’t buy ibuprofen for so long. He fought hard against the campaign to demand the death penalty for anyone convicted of attempted suicide.

Lewis is a slightly paranoid, Christian libertarian and was last seen typing somewhere in Mississippi. He is expending a tremendous amount of time, money, and energy this year running for the U.S. Senate against Trent Lott. He now wonders if he shouldn't have established a post office box in New York and run against Hillary instead.

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WILLIAM RIVERS PITT

William Rivers Pitt was born in Washington D.C., and has lived in Alabama and San Francisco. Obviously, he is deranged. He spent several years working as a paralegal and technical advisor for various law firms. Currently he is a teacher of English and History in a high school outside of Boston.

Secretly, he wants to be Hunter S. Thompson when he grows up. A writer of short stories, William is currently working on a novel about the dangers of technology run amok. No, it doesn't have anything to do with Al Gore.

He welcomes reader email, and can be reached at w_pitt@hotmail.com.

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JOHN MICHAEL SCALZI

John Scalzi will write about anything if you pay him enough money. Right now he happens to be writing on politics, something that he's done off and on since the waning years of the Reagan Administration. Scalzi's column on Newt Gingrich and giraffes, which originally appeared in the Fresno Bee in 1995, is one of the most famous bits of e-mail ever to be forwarded on the 'Net - do a keyword search on "Scalzi," "Gingrich" and "Giraffes" and it'll pop up on dozens of Web sites (people apparently still don't like Newt).

In past lives, Scalzi has been a nationally syndicated humor columnist and film critic, as well as America Online's first full-time writer and editor, during which time he also wrote weekly and daily columns on the service. Currently, when he's not writing about politics, Scalzi is National Music Writer for MediaOne/Road Runner, Editor-in-Chief of GameDad, a videogame review site for parents, and the author of "Online Banking and Finance: The Rough Guide," which will be published in the fall of 2000 (start saving your pennies now). For kicks and giggles, he also wrote a science fiction novel, which he put up on the Web after several science fiction publishing houses failed to recognize his genius with large sums of money. It and even more writing await you at Scalzi's personal Website.

Scalzi lives outside of Washington DC with his wife, daughter, dog, cat and mortgage. He is registered as an independent and thinks you should be, too.

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JOY SCHULENBERG

A native of Chicago, Joy Schulenburg relocated to the San Francisco Bay Area in 1978. She has periodically been active in local politics and community organizing in between raising a teenage daughter and running a small consulting business.

She holds a B.A. in journalism and a Master's degree in sociology and has written extensively on women's issues and current events for a variety of national and international publications and the Internet. As a public speaker, she has appeared widely on radio and television and as a guest lecturer at universities and private seminars.

She is a firm believer in the power of laughter to build bridges across diverse ideologies.

 

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MARINA STREZNEWSKI

Washington-based writer Marina Streznewski is a lifelong political junkie. Her campaign experience has included extensive volunteer service in numerous federal and local elections. She served for three years as vice president for political affairs of the Woman's National Democratic Club in Washington, where she launched and edited the WNDC Political Action Dispatch and represented the club on television and radio talk shows. In addition, Streznewski has served on the boards of a number of nonprofit agencies.

She remains active in local Washington politics and committed to increasing direct citizen control of government by maximizing voter turnout and radically reforming the campaign finance system.

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DON WREGE

Don is a senior producer at XOR Network Engineering, a website production and strategy company in Boulder , Colorado. He's also a very sharp, very funny writer, editor, and radio personality.

You're prolly wondering why Don calls his column Blowing Smoke. Even if you aren't wondering, we're going to tell you anyway, because it's a cool story.

The tradition of blending political awareness and blowing smoke began early in his family.

It all started with a clever, self-financing marketplace polling device created by Don's father and grandfather who had a family tobacco factory in North Carolina (Don and his brothers all worked in the factory). For the 1952 presidential election, they produced two brands of cigarettes - one labeled "I Like Ike," and the other, "Stevenson for President." Ultimately, the tabulated sales of these two brands (identical tobacco blend, different package) more closely matched the actual presidential vote count than did the political prognosticators' predictions.

Examples of those two cigarette packages are now in the collection of The Smithsonian Institution.

And Don is still blowing smoke.

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