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Green Apple

We are not witnessing the creation of a new administration, but the return of an old one, with George W. Bush serving as their two-dimensional poster-boy.

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Jack Curtin photo

On the Precipice,
No Safety Net in Sight

Jack thinks there'll be a clear, definitive winner in the election. Trouble is, he can't figure out who it'll be.

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God, I Love This Election

Look, folks: No one knows what the fuck is going on anymore. If everyone's squabbling over who gets to drive, shouldn't the vehicle be in park?

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Ralph Nader Has Made Me Old

The realities of political change have conspired to add years to Marina's cynicism.

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Pray Tell

Don takes issue with the mainstream candidates' holier-than-thou attitudes.

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Public Grocery Stores

Lewis takes a fishy-eyed look at the Department of Education and the issue of public vs private schools.

 

Monday's child is fair of face,
Tuesday's child is full of grace;
Wednesday's child is full of woe,
Thursday's child has far to go;
Friday's child is loving and giving,
Saturday's child works hard for its living;
But the child that is born on the Sabbath day Is bonny and blithe, and good and gay.
Of course, that bit of nursery rhyme doggerel has absolutely nothing to do with our columns or columnists - we just thought some of you might like to refresh your childhood memories.

On the other hand, if you are sufficiently compulsive, you're now going to have to figure out which columnists should be associated with which days...

 

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