According
to recent psychological profiling studies, you're probably a Democrat
at heart if...
1. You
believe the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.
2. You
believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th graders how to read
is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.
3. You
believe that guns, in the hands of law-abiding Americans, are more of
a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology, in the hands of Chinese
communists.
4. You
believe that there was no art before Federal funding.
5. You
believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical, documented
changes in the earth's climate, and more affected by yuppies driving
SUVs.
6. You
believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural.
7. You're
against capital punishment but support abortion on demand.
8. You
believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.
9. You
believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony activists from
Seattle do.
10. You
believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something
to earn it.
11. You
believe the military, not corrupt politicians, start wars.
12. You
believe the NRA is bad, because it supports certain parts of the Constitution,
while the ACLU is good, because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.
13. You
believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.
14. You
believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinmen are more important
to American history than Thomas Jefferson, General Robert E. Lee or
Thomas Edison.
15. You
believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides
aren't.
16. You
think Hillary Clinton is really a lady.
17. You
believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been
tried, is because the right people haven't been in charge.
18. You
believe Republicans telling the truth belong in jail, but a liar and
sex offender belongs in the White House.
19. You
believe that homosexual parades displaying drag, transvestites and bestiality
should be constitutionally protected and manger scenes at Christmas
should be illegal.
20. You
believe that illegal Democratic party funding by the Chinese is somehow
in the best interest of the United States.
