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The following brilliant observation was forwarded to us and credited to Martha Gaines, a professor of law at the University of Wisconsin, who, the source informed us, was inspired to write it after reading an article in a Zimbabwean newspaper in which a politician was quoted as saying that African children should study the American voting crisis closely because it shows that election fraud is not only a so-called "Third World" phenomenon.

We've since seen it credited to a couple of other sources, so we're checking it out. In the meantime, the credit to Martha Gaines still stands.

 

HOW THE U.S. ELECTION LOOKS TO THE DEVELOPING WORLD

1. Imagine reading of an election occurring anywhere in the Third World in which the self-declared winner was the son of the former prime minister and that former prime minister was himself the former head of that nation's secret intelligence organization.

2. Imagine that the self-declared winner lost the popular vote but won based on some old colonial holdover (electoral college) from the nation's pre-democratic past.

3. Imagine that the self-declared winner's 'victory' turned on disputed votes cast in a province governed by his brother!

4. Imagine that the poorly drafted ballots of one district, a district heavily favoring the self-declared winner's opponent, led thousands of voters to vote for the wrong candidate.

5. Imagine that members of that nation's most despised caste, fearing for their lives/livelihoods, turned out in record numbers to vote in near-universal opposition to the self-declared winner's candidacy.

6. Imagine that hundreds of members of that most-despised caste were intercepted on their way to the polls by state police operating under the authority of the self-declared winner's brother.

7. Imagine that six million people voted in the disputed province and that the self-declared winner's 'lead' was only 327 votes. Fewer, certainly, than the vote-counting machines' margin of error.

8. Imagine that the official preventing a more careful by-hand inspection and re-counting of the ballots in the disputed province or in its most hotly disputed district was a key supporter of the self-declared winner's political party in that province.

9. Imagine that the self-declared winner, himself a governor of a major province, had the worst human rights record of any province in his nation and actually led the nation in executions.

10. Imagine that a major campaign promise of the self-declared winner was to appoint like-minded human rights violators to lifetime positions on the high court of that nation....

None of us would deem such an election to be representative of anything other than the self-declared winner's will-to-power. All of us, I imagine, would wearily turn the page thinking that it was another sad tale of pitiful pre- or anti-democratic peoples in some strange "elsewhere."

Postscript: Imagine also that officials of the party of the self-declared winner had directed that crowds of protesters be organized and sent as an angry mob to harass and intimidate civil servants engaged in the counting of the vote - an action that, to readers of history, brought to mind Hitler's use of the Brown Shirts against his democratic opponents in the 1930s.

 

 


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