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Don't reach for the dictionary - we already looked it up and, yes, it does mean fascist. "The Falange" is the fascist party of Spain and the American Falange, founded on September 14, 1985, seems to share many of its ideals - although some of the party's beliefs, like the right of every citizen to own "fully automatic assault weapons" could only have been born in America. The Falangists believe in the power of the worker and their motto "Fairness to ALL Favoritism to NONE" sounds darn good to us. But further reading reveals the party's strong bias against Muslims and homosexuals - who are apparently neither ALL nor NONE. The Falangist salute, identical to the one made infamous by the Nazis, is described as the Roman salute and is understandably not used in public. The party is waiting hopefully for the day when "people become more informed" before they flash it too often in the streets.

 

OFFICIAL PLATFORM STATEMENT
FROM THE OFFICIAL WEB PAGE

What We Want:

1.We want an end to the exploitation of the working man, an end to the IRS and an end to the Federal Reserve System.

2.We want a return to the Silver System, where American dollars are backed by silver and not hot air.

3.We want an end to the Materialistic, Hedonistic, Selfish and Carnal emphasis that a certain element places on our Society.

4.We want a return to Traditional Values with an emphasis on God, Family and Country.

5.We want an end to the corrupt politicians who promise to do the will of the People and after being elected do the will of Big Business and Capitalism.

6.We want to retard the spread of Urban Sprawl, where valuable farmlands and forests are being replaced by factories, housing developments and apartment buildings.

7.We want the unification of all the Countries in North,Central and South America into a Confederation of Falangist States, so that we can pool together all of our natural resources and manpower into a Greater America. We want this Confederation of States to be bilingual, English & Spanish.

8.We want an end to Racism and Separatism that seeks to divide and alienate the American People.

9.We want a One Portal entrance to all X rated web sites, so that parents only have to block one web address to prevent their children from viewing pornography or other objectionable material, such as Hate and Racist sites. Yes it can be done.

10.We want the immediate release of Dr. Samir Geagea, the Christian Falangist Leader who is being imprisoned by the illegal Syrian Occupational Forces in Lebanon. His only crime was refusing to betray his native Lebanon to foreign invaders.

11. We want to put an end to abortion, legal or otherwise. Any doctor who performs an abortion will be charged with murder.

12. We want to put an end to the euthanasia movement that is taking hold in this country. We will do everything in our power, working with the medical, religious and scientific community to alleviate the pain and suffering of the elderly and terminally sick. We will not on the other hand allow them to be put to sleep like animals.

13. We want all Americans to have the right to own fully automatic assault weapons, as we feel that it would be the greatest deterrent to an oppressive government and rising crime. The founding Fathers of this Country intended it to be so.

14. We want to take the gangs of youths in our cities, train them, put them in uniforms and put them to use. Young people need a sense of belonging, identity and purpose. The Falangist Party can give them that. We will institute a program of competing Falangist Youth Groups to clean, build, plant and help to create the Greater America we envision.

15. We believe in the worth of every human as being of use to the greater whole. We want to make every person, no matter how handicapped that person is, to be of some worth to society and to feel that they are contributing, even if they are deaf, dumb, blind and cripple. Everyone is worth something and can serve a purpose.

16. We want to put the Bible, the Ten Commandments and Prayer back in schools. We want the students to be taught that the Judeo-Christian ethic is the highest ideal reachable by man.

17. Nothing brings people together quite like a good meal. The Falangist Party will encourage a monthly Community Supper, where Americans of all ethnic backgrounds can get together to share their different foods and fellowship together. It's hard to hate someone after you have shared a meal together.

18. We want, no, we demand an end to the discrimination by certain government officials and departments against minority farmers. In particular black farmers. It's a national disgrace the way black farmers in this country are treated like second class citizens. The Falange supports the farmers of America in general, but especially minority farmers who have it twice as rough to make ends meet. We want private farmers to receive interest free loans regardless of their race. The Falange cannot place enough emphasis on the importance of the farmer. More than any other occupation the farmer is most esteemed to the Falangist Party, because without food we die, without the farmer America dies.

19. We want to put an end to the taxation of property for our elderly citizens of modest means. That is to say that a person works all their life and then retires on a modest income or social security they shouldn't have their property confiscated and sold because they couldn't pay their taxes. But on the other hand a retiree who gets a monthly income for example of $100,000 a month should still pay property tax.

 

THE DARKHORSE2000 FISHY-EYED ASSESSMENT

While some of the Falangists' proposals, like dealing with gangs and the end of taxation on the poorest elderly citizens, would be welcomed from almost any other party, the very dark undercurrent of violence in this site will make it difficult for them to pull votes from any group not already on the fringe. The Falangists profess Christian values, but even radical Christians may be put off by some of their darker rhetoric.

Short of an overthrow of government - their chances appear to be zilch in this election.

- BD

 


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