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PARTY OVERVIEW

The Family Values party was founded by Tom Wells at the direct request of God. According to Mr. Wells, God, or someone doing a darn good impression, appeared as a bright light in his bedroom at 2:00 AM on December 25th, 1994 and said, "TOM---TOM---TELL MY PEOPLE THAT THEY ARE TO TELL THEIR PUBLIC OFFICIALS THAT THEY ARE PREPARED NOT TO PAY THEIR TAXES UNTIL ABORTION IS NO LONGER PUBLICLY FUNDED". You'd think that God would have said it a little more eloquently than that, but who are we to question the word of God? The Family Values party would also like to outlaw tobacco, alcohol, gambling, and homosexuals.

 

OFFICIAL PLATFORM STATEMENT
FROM THE OFFICIAL WEB PAGE

 

1. The Family Values Party (FVP) is a political party that is not ashamed for the fact that we all believe in Creationism.

2. The Family Values Party is a party that is not ashamed to proclaim that we believe in The GOD of Abraham, of Isaac, and of Israel.

3. The Family Values Party (FVP) is a political party that is not ashamed to profess the fact that if you really love OUR HEAVENLY FATHER you must love and obey HIS HOLY LAWS.

4. The Family Values Party (FVP) motto is: To GOD we pray, in GOD we trust, and in GOD'S HOLY LAWS we obey.

5. The Family Values Party has a ZERO tolerance for abortion because if you believe that all life comes from OUR HEAVENLY FATHER then if you participate in any way (your money, your skill, your property, or your silence) you are just as guilty as anyone else in that unbroken chain of events in GOD'S sight.

Other issues that will be addressed by The Family Values Party:

1. In order to help preserve and promote a good quality of life, and to prevent needless suffering, hideously disfiguring side effects of surgeries and radiation effects where death is welcomed as the only possible relief of insufferable pain tobacco must be outlawed. Tobacco has been proven to be an unacceptable risk that causes cancer. The farming, manufacturing, transporting, advertising, and the sale of tobacco products for smoking and smokeless tobacco use must be outlawed. Next to abortion, cancer is one the most horrific forms of pain and death known to man. The practice referred to as smoking is not only an unacceptable risk for developing cancer by the user (smoker), but is an unacceptable risk for developing cancer by all who are exposed to the so-called second hand smoke. Until tobacco products can be outlawed The Family Values Party (FVP) will promote ever higher taxes, and the restriction of smoking in public and around children.

2. Because of the overall abuse of Alcohol The Family Values Party believes that alcohol should be outlawed. Beyond any shadow of a dough we, as a nation, have proven that we cannot handle alcohol. Entire families are killed because another person is allowed to gets behind the wheel of his/her vehicle after having consumed too much alcohol. The Family Values Party will always support legislation imposing higher and higher taxes and will support legislation restricting the consumption of this drug in private and in public until good people everywhere finally have the rightness to stand up and say that we have had enough of this preventable pain, suffering and premature death caused by this abuse of this very dangerous drug that we will make prohibition work this time.

3. Legalizing gambling is wrong. From bingo to lottery, from casino gambling to animal gambling should be illegal. First of all gambling brings before our children the false gods of luck. The lucky animal parts, lucky shirts, lucky charms, etc... are an abomination to OUR HEAVENLY FATHER. My own State (Florida) teaches our children that gambling is such a good practice that it funds or supports education. Our governor must be a sick individual to allow our children to be taught that gambling is a civic duty.

4. The Family Values Party (FVP) will never give legal status to homosexuals. The family Values Party (FVP) does not believe that homosexuals should be allowed to serve in military service or allowed to be teachers.

5. The Family Values Party (FVP) believes that all organizations that defile themselves and their members by supporting abortion should lose all of their members that truly believe in THE ONE TRUE LOVING AND LIVING GOD. Some of these organization that supports the premeditated murdering of GOD'S innocent children are : The Democratic party, The National Education Association (NEA), The National Organization for Women (NOW), The Planned Parenthood Federation of America, are just a few of the groups that support the premeditated murdering of GOD'S innocent children.

 

THE DARKHORSE2000 FISHY-EYED ASSESSMENT

It's probably bad juju to find fault with someone who has actually spoken with the Big Guy, himself, but Mr. Wells and his Family Values party seem just a bit extreme and have little to do with any values other than their own. It's not that we find fault with their beliefs about alcohol, tobacco and gambling - those are matters of personal conscience and fall outside the realms of right and wrong - but True Believers who believe the rest of us should be forced by law to acquiesce to their True Beliefs always make us a little nervous. After all, True Believers brought us the Inquisition, witch burning, and a lot of other bad things for the best of reasons.

But this is America, and the freedom to hold any viewpoint is what it's all about, isn't it?

- RA


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