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PARTY OVERVIEW

Party Overview: If youre looking for a party with a hostile, anti-Semitic, homophobic agenda, look no further! Grounded in an all consuming hatred for Jews, the Nazi Party USA blends old fashioned fascism with racial banishment, eugenics, and a deep desire to ask the United Kingdom to forget the Revolutionary War and take us back into their white, European arms.

Heavy stuff.

 

OFFICIAL PLATFORM STATEMENT
FROM THE OFFICIAL WEB PAGE

Basically, we're trying to keep the White Race from going extinct. We demand total seperation of the white race, to include especially the permanent expulsion and exclusion of all persons of the Jewish Race...the end of federal aid to Israel...Involuntary removal of all descendants of negro slaves...a sound eugenics program...total ban on all non-white immigration...total prohibition of homosexuality in Military...Government paid health care...an end to the white slaves trade.

 


THE DARKHORSE2000 FISHY-EYED ASSESSMENT

As grandma used to say, "If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all." Ummm...where to start. Well, at least paid health care is a reasonable idea, and like all Nazis, they do have spiffy uniforms...

With a platform that repudiates George Washington as having committed treason against the Mother Country (mother country, father land - what is it with the Nazis' parentalization of geopolitical entities?), these volks will find few people marching to the beat of their drum.

But, y'know, one of the things that makes America great is that even jackbooted Nazis have a right to make their strident voices heard. Fortunately, no one is listening.

- HA



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