It
dosen't take a genius
to figure out that
this party has one
real goal: to party.
One could go so
far, under the proper
influences of course,
as to call this
the party party.
The Pot Party's
big pipe dream is
to legalize the
cultivation and
use of marijuana.
The
party leader, Nathan
Brown, bears the
distinguished honor
of having once received
High Times magazine's
"Bong of the Month
Award". In judging
the merits of the
current political
contenders, voters
should be aware
that, as far as
our research can
determine, this
credential far outweighs
the relative inexperience
of every other candidates
in the bong-making
arena.
