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PARTY OVERVIEW

If you thought that Interview With A Vampire was a deep and thoughtful film, then the VAMPS party should really stir your dirt. With their only goal to be different from the other parties, and an annoying tendency to make up cutesy slogans on a vampirish theme, this would be the party of choice for goths in the terminal stages of ennui.

Since their website appears to have been last updated in 1996, this party may have since gone. . . umm. . .underground.

 

OFFICIAL PLATFORM STATEMENT
FROM THE OFFICIAL WEB PAGE

They don't actually have a platform, so how about some catchy slogans instead?

Help us bring government back from the dead.

Help us breathe new life into a dying government.

Help us take a bite out of crime.

Help us revive government from the dead.

 

THE DARKHORSE2000 FISHY-EYED ASSESSMENT

Needless to say, they don't stand a ghost of a chance.

- HA

 

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