THROW YOUR HAT IN THE RING!

Your first step on the road to the Whitehouse!

This is it, the big chickenskin moment - your chance to go head to head with Little George Bush, Algore, and the rest of those guys who are spending millions of dollars for a shot at a four year lease on the White House. You may not have millions to spend on your campaign, but here in cyberspace the playing field is level and you have the power to reach just as many voters as the the big guys can. With the right words and the right campaign strategy, you could give them a run for their money.

OUR PRIVACY POLICY

We know that no one likes to give out a lot of personal information, but if you're going to run for President of the United States, you may as well kiss your privacy goodbye. The American people are going to want to know a lot about you before they'll consider giving you their votes. But before we ask you to divulge your deepest thoughts and darkest secrets, however, we'd like to tell you about our privacy policy so you don't get all weird about it.

The information you give us will be used to create your Official Campaign Page and will provide data for our Candidate-At-A-Glance-O-Matic™ search engine. We may also use your data to compile statistical reports on political demographics and public opinion, but we will not use your name or your real email address in connection with that data unless you tell us it's ok. Your real email address will not appear on your Official Campaign Page, nor will we reveal your real email address to anyone outside our elite organization of perspicacious political pundits who have been sworn to secrecy under penalties so heinous, so horrifying, that we dare not mention them on a family site. We will only say that it involves weasels, lard and sandpaper.

Fair enough?

You're not required to answer all of the questions - only those marked with an asterisk (*) - but fields left blank will default to "No Comment" on your campaign page. Bear in mind that a "No comment" response could easily be misconstrued as an indication that you have something to hide and could sully your public image...

* FIRST NAME
**LAST NAME

* EMAIL ADDRESS

* CHOOSE A PASSWORD
* ENTER PASSWORD AGAIN

PLEASE SAVE NOW SO YOU DON'T LOSE YOUR WORK
IF YOU CRASH OR DROP YOUR CONNECTION

ON WITH THE SHOW...

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* BIRTHPLACE

* CURRENT HOME STATE

* ZIP OR COUNTRY CODE

* PARTY AFFILIATION

RELIGION
ACTIVE CASUAL FANATIC

MARITAL STATUS:

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MARRIED < NUMBER OF TIMES
DIVORCED NUMBER OF TIMES
LIVING IN SIN >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>...

NUMBER OF CHILDREN