Gary
Bauer
Welcome
to Bauer2k.com
What family
wouldn't want his focus?
Content
Check:
The opening
of the front page of this site was a Most Horrifying Moment in itself.
We realize that the run for the presidency should never be reduced to
a beauty contest and we're sorry, but that face! My god, what were they
thinking? The bloodshot eyes, the red-rimmed nose - is this an allergy
ad or a political campaign? Surely the Bauer bunch can afford a decent
photographer for something as important as a bid for the presidency.
Just click on anything else as quickly as you can!
Once off
the front page, the graphics are nice and the site has an overall comfortable
feel, like a brand new comfy couch. But sit there long enough and you
might find a sharp spring poking you in the butt, like Bauer's "anti-Christian
bigotry" speech, which turns out to be not much more than an attack
on freedom of expression through the arts. DarkHorse2000 may not have
any "frogs in bathing suits cavorting before the Lord's Table" (yet),
but its lack of homage to Bauer's "religious patrimony" probably ranks
it in his eyes with the other leftist-liberal-elitist-radical-secularist
expressions that this country could very well do without. We said we'd
avoid politics in these reviews, but we can't help thinking that politicians
should stick to politics and leave art criticism to those who know what
they're talking about.
Navigation
Nags:
None. It's
smooth. Too smooth, maybe. So smooth you might find yourself reading
something you really wish you hadn't.
Bonus
DarkHorse 2000 Tip:
Don't ever
say anything like; "From the trail." the only things ever found on the
trail are droppings. At least say, "From the campaign trail" so we know
what kind of droppings to expect.
Interesting
Point:
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