Bill
Bradley
Welcome
to Billbradley.com
"There
are like no Web sites opposing or ridiculing this guy. He hasn't
got a prayer of being elected." -Surfskum, 99.10.13.
Content
check:
We pointed,
we clicked, we were never offended. We were never enlightened.
There were
lots of little words about Bill's activities, background and beliefs,
with regular updates of "news" (read: Bill's take on current events).
But no flash, no fire, and no nifty interactive moments - unless you
count the annoying slam-dunk contribution window. We don't. This is
a white-bread site.
Bradley
invites his Spanish-speaking friends to witness his campaign's terse
nod to multiculturalism with Biografia de Bill Bradley en Espanol. What's
that? You were hoping to read about the issues en Espanol? Desgraciadamente
que no es posible.
Navigation
Nags:
Frames.
Oh boy. Now when we want to bookmark the enlightening response to the
question, "How are you, Bill Bradley, different from Al Gore?", we will
only get the link for the home page. Don't make us wade through all
that again! Clicking on the campaign button image to the left apparently
turns off the frames. Oops - someone forgot to include any form of navigation
except straightforward hypertext links.
Don't
Miss:
The Bradley
store. Where else can you can buy 25,000 Bradley buttons for the low,
low price of only $3750?
Bonus
DarkHorse2000 Helpful Hint for Candidates' Websites:
Don't let
your web geeks do images of your face as interlaced gifs, as Bradley's
have done. Check out the large mug shot of Bradley on the upper left
as the page downloads. His face is not normally one to terrify - until
you've seen his features coming slowly into focus, one line at a time!
That twisted, demonic eyebrow and Mick Jagger lips morphing into Bill's
face will be haunting our sleep long past November 2, 2000.
